XII.

THE AFFIRMATIONS

Father L. Rod does not believe in affirmations that require you to lie convincingly to yourself.

  1. I am probably fine. 🟢
  2. I have been here before and it was also like this.
  3. Something is happening. 📡
  4. I do not need to understand it to continue.
  5. I have survived previous uncertainty. 🏅
  6. My confusion is not a malfunction.
  7. I am allowed to not know. 🌫️
  8. This is approximately the right amount of effort.
  9. I have already done several things today. ✅
  10. I am not required to be certain.
  11. The situation is what it is and I am in it. 📍
  12. I have access to water. 💧
  13. I am not the only one who finds this difficult.
  14. I have been wrong before and it did not end everything.
  15. I am doing this in the order I am doing it. 🔢
  16. I am not obligated to feel differently than I feel.
  17. I am approximately here. 🗺️
  18. I can dance. 🕺

DING.

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