#014CEREMONY
THE WAITING QUESTIONS
50 questions about waiting. FLR rings the bell. Nothing happens. He waits.
SIGNAL RECEIVED — FLR TRANSMISSION #001
FATHER L ROD
AN ONGOING STREAM OF STRANGE TRANSMISSIONS.
Rituals. Music. Pseudo-science. A religion for the uncertain.
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RECENT TRANSMISSIONS
#013RITUAL
THE RITUAL OF THE WRONG HAND
Perform a familiar action with the opposite hand. Do not explain why.
#012CEREMONY
THE CEREMONY OF LOOKING AWAY
Stare directly at something for ten seconds. Then look away and continue staring at it indirectly.
#011DOCTRINE
THE BELL OF NO REASON
Ring the bell once. When someone asks why, ring it again.
#010RITUAL
THE UNNECESSARY CALIBRATION
Measure something that clearly does not need measuring: elbow, shoe, eyebrow, shadow.
#009TRANSMISSION
THE EMPTY TRANSMISSION
FLR places an empty envelope in your hand. "Transmission received."
#008RITUAL
THE RITUAL OF ALMOST
Begin an action. Stop just before completing it. Walk away.
CORE DOCTRINE
WHAT FLR BELIEVES (APPROXIMATELY)
I
The signal is always present. You are simply not tuned correctly.
II
Certainty is a form of static. Uncertainty is the cleaner frequency.
III
Every object has a ceremony it has not yet received.
IV
The wrong hand knows things the right hand has forgotten.
THE CONGREGATION
YOU ARE ALREADY A MEMBER.
You have been receiving transmissions for some time now. You simply did not know they were from us.
4,200+CONFIRMED RECEIVERS
13TRANSMISSIONS ISSUED
∞CEREMONIES PENDING
THE MUSIC
SOUNDS FROM THE SIGNAL
Father L Rod produces music as a byproduct of the transmissions. It is not meant to be enjoyed. It is meant to be received.
RELICS
OBJECTS OF UNCERTAIN PURPOSE
Each relic has been handled by FLR. Each one carries a residue. We cannot explain what kind.
AVAILABLE
RELIC 01
THE OBJECT
Provenance unknown. Function disputed.
LIMITED
RELIC 02
THE PAMPHLET
Contains instructions for a ceremony that has not yet been named.
AVAILABLE
RELIC 03
THE TRANSMISSION TAPE
Recorded during a ceremony. Do not play in the presence of clocks.